Sayings Seen on T-Shirts - Page 4 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

tommy thompson · 12-15-2003, 01:00 AM

yes, yes, keep em' coming!

vulture · 12-15-2003, 10:16 AM

my favourite:

2 + 2 = 5 (for extremely large values of two)

thespian86 · 12-19-2003, 09:04 AM

I'm just like a superhero without powers or motivation

Liquor Dealer · 12-19-2003, 01:08 PM

amonkie · 12-19-2003, 02:12 PM

- There's three kinds of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.

- Keep staring, I might do a trick

- You laugh because I'm different, I laugh cause you're all the same.

-People who are different change the world. People who are the same keep it the way it is.

Jay Francis · 12-20-2003, 07:16 AM

I once saw one that said,

"edited"

and one that I came up with myself:

"My wife is an honor student at Travis Elementary"

Hanxter · 12-20-2003, 08:28 AM

i made one up that said...

TIT FOR TAT on the front

and...

I'M TAT on the back

Hanxter · 12-20-2003, 08:38 AM

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<center>INJECTION IS NICE...</center>

<center>BUT I'D RATHER BE BLOWN!!!</center>

subnet_rx · 01-05-2004, 10:56 PM

Pin This!

MexicanOnABike · 01-06-2004, 12:43 PM

its always fun to see more of these!

kopfschuss · 01-06-2004, 09:03 PM

great shirt ideas..there was this one at JCPenny awhile ago. It read "I eat glue" thought it as pretty funny...and instead of shirts, I found this wristband that on one side read Nintendo and had a Mario mushroom, then as you turned it over ir erad "KNow your mushrooms" and had all the mushrooms from Mario. Thought it was funny in a nerdy way

Yalaynia · 01-10-2004, 07:41 PM

These are just a few shirts I have found over the years.

- STRESS the confusion created when ones mind over rides to bodies basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperatly deserves it. (I have this one)
- Its hard to say I care since I dont.
- What part of NO do you NOT understand.
- I want to be just like Barbie that bitch has everything.
- I want to be just like Ken that bastard has Barbie.
- I m not bald its a solar pannel for a sex machine.
- If you can still read this you arent drunk enough.
- This is your brain FORD , This is your brain on drugs Chevy
- I suffer from P.M.S Putting up with Mens Shit

skier · 02-08-2004, 12:41 AM

BUMP!!! :P

PorscheBunny · 02-09-2004, 02:00 AM

Worn by Johnny Depp's character in Once Upon a Time in Mexico: I'm with stupid (hand pointing down)

From The Donnas song: I've scored 40 boys in 40 nights.

My personal collection:
* If you're not part of the solution, you're part of management.
* Those of you who think you know everything are pissing off those of us who do.
* iMachivellian: Think Dissident
* Relax! Life's too short to be anal.
* If I give you a quarter, will you go play in the freeway?
* Wanna see my Red Card collection? (For those not in-the-know, a "red card" is an ejection from a soccer match.)
* My eyes are not in my shirt.
* Sorry I missed church, I've been busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian
* So many Christians, so few lions

lucidity · 02-09-2004, 06:45 AM

I (heart) sporks.

I love manboobs.

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I fucked your father.

bt8624 · 02-09-2004, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj2112
My current favorite is "My anger management class pisses me off"

That would be mine...thats great

PDOUBLEOP · 02-10-2004, 05:34 AM

4 out of 5 voices in my head say I'm completely sane!

txgirl · 02-10-2004, 07:29 AM

i have the first one on a bumper sticker taped to my frt door...thanks to my fine friends...find it rather funny when I have the Church promoters knock at my door and get scared!!!

Warf Rat · 02-10-2004, 08:37 AM

My wife got me one that said
Instant Ass-Hole
Just ad alcohol

So true

m0rpheus · 02-15-2004, 01:02 AM

A buddy of mine has a shirt that reads "Can't sleep... the clowns will eat me." on it. For some reason it cracks me up.

I also like one I own it says "Know Your Roots" above an old NES control pad.

bond007 · 02-18-2004, 03:16 PM

my favorite:

front: Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean that I...

02-23-2004, 10:06 AM

For the Seinfeld fans...
My favorite Tshirt has

Corporate logo that says:

Vandalay Industries

bacon_masta · 02-23-2004, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TerresqueÜ

~(Front)There is a picture of two people fucking on the back of my shirt....(back) Just kidding, believe in Jesus! (Pic of the "Buddy Jesus" from Dogma)

i have that shirt, lol. i accidentally wore it into my parents house one day, and my dad laughed his beer out of his hand, but my mom smacked me before she read the back

twilightfoix · 02-23-2004, 06:35 PM

Quote:

(front) smoke a bong!
(back)I was only kidding if you're a cop

i must have that shirt. where do i get one?

bacon_masta · 02-23-2004, 08:27 PM

www.tshirthell.com, twilightfoix

another good addition: a baby shirt that said "i survived my prenatal crack addiction"

rothman · 02-24-2004, 09:03 PM

haha, thanks man some are better than others...

Nancy · 02-25-2004, 07:45 AM

I love my "Barbie is a slut" t-shirt

aarchaon · 03-18-2004, 04:59 AM

These are all gold.

ratbastard · 10-21-2005, 01:52 PM

No Muff, Too Tuff

We dive at five

Mantus · 10-23-2005, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ratbastard

No Muff, Too Tuff

We dive at five

OMG I want that one!

I don't mind sloopy seconds (with a guy winking on the front)

Homosexuals are gay.

vegetarians = cows. EAT THEM!

cj2112 · 10-23-2005, 06:35 PM

I only have one daughter, and I'm not afraid to go back to prison

Uncle Pony · 10-23-2005, 06:46 PM

http://www.fatguyshirts.com/

I want to pick up these ones:

"Winning in the fight against Anorexia "
"I dare you to picture me naked"

noodle · 10-23-2005, 08:30 PM

--It ain't gonna shuck itself
--I <3 My Geek (I have that one)
--Don't f*ck with Jesus (got that for my ex)
--Jesus wants your money
--Somewhere in Texas there's a village missing it's idiot.

I love my "Ladies Sewing Circle and Terrorist Society" shirt, but I've gotten stopped by cops twice walking down the street, so I guess it isn't funny any more.

Basically almost anything Northern Sun or Modern Freak has ever done.

dublhelix · 10-24-2005, 05:40 AM

Quote:

Homosexuals are gay.

yep. true.

- HE was fragged for your sins.
- HE died for 3 days, but someone casted Rez
- Gank the camper. (official chapter of the american bear society)

these are all geek h@XX0R tshirts...

cellophanedeity · 10-24-2005, 07:00 AM

My friend Mark prints his own T-shirts. One says:
"This space left intentionally blank"

BigBen · 10-24-2005, 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cellophanedeity

My friend Mark prints his own T-shirts. One says:
"This space left intentionally blank"

I would love one of those shirts... The military prints books, guides, journals, and everything always has "This page left intentionally blank" to separate chapters. It is very frustrating, but I guess it is easier to format, and us stoopid troops can really tell when the chapter is over.

10/10

optik_nerve · 10-24-2005, 07:46 AM

I saw some that said

- You say tomato, I say fuck you.
- *on a fat kid* Yea, I know I'm FAT.
- *on another fat dude* I beat anorexia.
- I fuck sheep.
- Smoke crack and worship Satan.
- *on a baby* The condom broke.
- Fucking ray of sunshine, aren't I?

Derwood · 10-24-2005, 10:07 AM

"Your Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"

Zeraph · 10-24-2005, 12:15 PM

Some great ones here, a lot made me laugh.

If I lend you $20 and never see you again...it's worth it.

Support bacteria! It the only culture some people have.

A woman’s breasts are a journey. Her feet are the destination.

cj2112 · 10-24-2005, 03:48 PM

667...The neighbor of the beast

12-15-2003, 01:00 AM	#121 (permalink)
tommy thompson Psycho	yes, yes, keep em' coming! __________________ ...a wandering soul...

12-19-2003, 09:04 AM	#123 (permalink)
thespian86 change is hard. Location: the green room.	I'm just like a superhero without powers or motivation __________________ EX: Whats new? ME: I officially love coffee more then you now. EX: uh... ME: So, not much.

12-19-2003, 01:08 PM	#124 (permalink)
Liquor Dealer Super Agitator Location: Just SW of Nowhere!!! In the good old US of A	__________________ Life isn't always a bowl of cherries, sometimes it's more like a jar of Jalapenos --- what you say or do today might burn your ass tomorrow!!!

12-19-2003, 02:12 PM	#125 (permalink)
amonkie Drifting Administrator Location: Windy City	- There's three kinds of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't. - Keep staring, I might do a trick - You laugh because I'm different, I laugh cause you're all the same. -People who are different change the world. People who are the same keep it the way it is. __________________ Calling from deep in the heart, from where the eyes can't see and the ears can't hear, from where the mountain trails end and only love can go... ~~~ Three Rivers Hare Krishna

12-20-2003, 07:16 AM	#126 (permalink)
Jay Francis Psycho Location: Houston, Texas	I once saw one that said, "edited" and one that I came up with myself: "My wife is an honor student at Travis Elementary" Last edited by Hanxter; 12-20-2003 at 08:24 AM..

12-15-2003, 10:16 AM	#122 (permalink)
vulture Tilted Location: Switzerland	my favourite: 2 + 2 = 5 (for extremely large values of two)

12-20-2003, 08:28 AM	#127 (permalink)
Hanxter The Griffin	i made one up that said... TIT FOR TAT on the front and... I'M TAT on the back

12-20-2003, 08:38 AM	#128 (permalink)
Hanxter The Griffin	<center> </center> <center>INJECTION IS NICE...</center> <center>BUT I'D RATHER BE BLOWN!!!</center>

01-05-2004, 10:56 PM	#129 (permalink)
subnet_rx Upright	Pin This! __________________ ESiteNow Web Design

01-06-2004, 12:43 PM	#130 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	its always fun to see more of these! __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

01-06-2004, 09:03 PM	#131 (permalink)
kopfschuss Upright Location: Birch Bay (AKA Birch Gay)	great shirt ideas..there was this one at JCPenny awhile ago. It read "I eat glue" thought it as pretty funny...and instead of shirts, I found this wristband that on one side read Nintendo and had a Mario mushroom, then as you turned it over ir erad "KNow your mushrooms" and had all the mushrooms from Mario. Thought it was funny in a nerdy way __________________ ..«•´`•.(•.¸(`•.¸ ¸.•´)¸.•).•´`•» ... «•´¨•.¸¸. Kopfschuss .¸¸.•¨`•» ..«•´`•.(¸.•´(¸.•* *•.¸)`•.¸).•´`•» ... Intarweb married to Labyrinth

01-10-2004, 07:41 PM	#132 (permalink)
Yalaynia Insane Location: here but I wish I lived there	These are just a few shirts I have found over the years. - STRESS the confusion created when ones mind over rides to bodies basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperatly deserves it. (I have this one) - Its hard to say I care since I dont. - What part of NO do you NOT understand. - I want to be just like Barbie that bitch has everything. - I want to be just like Ken that bastard has Barbie. - I m not bald its a solar pannel for a sex machine. - If you can still read this you arent drunk enough. - This is your brain FORD , This is your brain on drugs Chevy - I suffer from P.M.S Putting up with Mens Shit __________________ I couldnt think of anything to put here , but I guess anything would do

02-08-2004, 12:41 AM	#133 (permalink)
skier Rawr! Location: Edmontania	BUMP!!! :P __________________ "Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim

02-09-2004, 02:00 AM	#134 (permalink)
PorscheBunny Insane	Worn by Johnny Depp's character in Once Upon a Time in Mexico: I'm with stupid (hand pointing down) From The Donnas song: I've scored 40 boys in 40 nights. My personal collection: * If you're not part of the solution, you're part of management. * Those of you who think you know everything are pissing off those of us who do. * iMachivellian: Think Dissident * Relax! Life's too short to be anal. * If I give you a quarter, will you go play in the freeway? * Wanna see my Red Card collection? (For those not in-the-know, a "red card" is an ejection from a soccer match.) * My eyes are not in my shirt. * Sorry I missed church, I've been busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian * So many Christians, so few lions __________________ This post has been sanitized for your protection by the Ministry of Information of Oceania.

02-09-2004, 06:45 AM	#135 (permalink)
lucidity Crazy Location: ...the space between what's wrong and right...	I (heart) sporks. I love manboobs. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I fucked your father. __________________ Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. -William Newton Clark

02-25-2004, 07:45 AM	#147 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	I love my "Barbie is a slut" t-shirt __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

03-18-2004, 04:59 AM	#148 (permalink)
aarchaon Insane	These are all gold. __________________ Green. Yellow. Blue.

02-10-2004, 05:34 AM	#137 (permalink)
PDOUBLEOP Insane	4 out of 5 voices in my head say I'm completely sane! __________________ ef you-you effing ef

02-10-2004, 07:29 AM	#138 (permalink)
txgirl so many men...so little time. Location: Bellingham	i have the first one on a bumper sticker taped to my frt door...thanks to my fine friends...find it rather funny when I have the Church promoters knock at my door and get scared!!!

02-10-2004, 08:37 AM	#139 (permalink)
Warf Rat Psycho Location: Philadelphia	My wife got me one that said Instant Ass-Hole Just ad alcohol So true __________________ A day late, and a dollar short.

02-15-2004, 01:02 AM	#140 (permalink)
m0rpheus bad craziness Location: Guelph, Ontario	A buddy of mine has a shirt that reads "Can't sleep... the clowns will eat me." on it. For some reason it cracks me up. I also like one I own it says "Know Your Roots" above an old NES control pad. __________________ "it never got weird enough for me." - Hunter S. Thompson

02-18-2004, 03:16 PM	#141 (permalink)
bond007 Junkie Location: too far from Texas	my favorite: front: Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean that I...

02-23-2004, 10:06 AM	#142 (permalink)
mtn_biker30 Guest	For the Seinfeld fans... My favorite Tshirt has Corporate logo that says: Vandalay Industries Last edited by mtn_biker30; 02-23-2004 at 10:14 AM..

02-23-2004, 08:27 PM	#145 (permalink)
bacon_masta Psycho Location: i live in the state of denial	www.tshirthell.com, twilightfoix another good addition: a baby shirt that said "i survived my prenatal crack addiction"

02-24-2004, 09:03 PM	#146 (permalink)
rothman Upright Location: Seattle	haha, thanks man some are better than others...

10-21-2005, 01:52 PM	#149 (permalink)
ratbastard Crazy Location: central calif.	No Muff, Too Tuff We dive at five

10-23-2005, 06:35 PM	#151 (permalink)
cj2112 Unbelievable Location: Grants Pass OR	I only have one daughter, and I'm not afraid to go back to prison

10-23-2005, 06:46 PM	#152 (permalink)
Uncle Pony Crazy	http://www.fatguyshirts.com/ I want to pick up these ones: "Winning in the fight against Anorexia " "I dare you to picture me naked"

10-24-2005, 07:00 AM	#155 (permalink)
cellophanedeity Heliotrope Location: A warm room	My friend Mark prints his own T-shirts. One says: "This space left intentionally blank"

10-24-2005, 07:46 AM	#157 (permalink)
optik_nerve Psycho Location: Florida	I saw some that said - You say tomato, I say fuck you. - on a fat kid Yea, I know I'm FAT. - on another fat dude I beat anorexia. - I fuck sheep. - Smoke crack and worship Satan. - on a baby The condom broke. - Fucking ray of sunshine, aren't I?

10-24-2005, 10:07 AM	#158 (permalink)
Derwood Who You Crappin? Location: Everywhere and Nowhere	"Your Daddy Drinks Because You Cry" __________________ "You can't shoot a country until it becomes a democracy." - Willravel

10-24-2005, 12:15 PM	#159 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	Some great ones here, a lot made me laugh. If I lend you $20 and never see you again...it's worth it. Support bacteria! It the only culture some people have. A woman’s breasts are a journey. Her feet are the destination.

10-24-2005, 03:48 PM	#160 (permalink)
cj2112 Unbelievable Location: Grants Pass OR	667...The neighbor of the beast