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Old 06-27-2003, 12:20 AM   #81 (permalink)
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i had one made for me, on the back in big text it says,
"TO SERVE MAN, IT'S A COOK BOOK!!"
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Old 06-27-2003, 02:24 AM   #82 (permalink)
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1. You are just jealous because the voices talk to me.
2. The voices in my head don't like you.
3. I'm in shape, Round is a shape.
4. The voices in your head are talking to me.
5. I have the answer. Now what was the question
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Old 06-27-2003, 02:31 AM   #83 (permalink)
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Location: chocolate city
For the chocolate lover:-

Have a Break Have a "KWIK KRAP"
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Old 06-28-2003, 07:54 AM   #84 (permalink)
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i want that shirt about the colt crossing
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Old 06-28-2003, 09:08 AM   #85 (permalink)
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Location: beverly hills,fl
The hokey pokey one kills me! There all great.
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Old 07-05-2003, 01:01 AM   #86 (permalink)
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Location: Right here, right now.
My favourite, on the front of a woman's t-shirt, under a big arrow pointing up: "My face is this way."
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Old 07-06-2003, 02:39 AM   #87 (permalink)
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lol good stuff
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Old 07-06-2003, 04:29 AM   #88 (permalink)
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i had one that had a picture of a raindrop with the caption "normal raindrop" next to it was a paisley shape of a raindrop with the caption "acid rain drop".
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Old 07-09-2003, 07:41 AM   #89 (permalink)
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The one wit The Fonz's "Hey" Thumbs up pic..with the words I f**ked your Girlfriend
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Old 07-09-2003, 01:17 PM   #90 (permalink)
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Location: outer reaches of space
I saw one that said "dont piss me off I'm running out of space for the bodies" I think it had a shovel on the back.
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Old 11-11-2003, 12:43 PM   #91 (permalink)
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Location: who the fuck cares?
There's too much blood in my caffeine system.


Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.


Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.


Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.


Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.


Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with

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Old 11-11-2003, 05:24 PM   #92 (permalink)
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My favorite was,
You Must Be This Tall To Ride This Ride
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Old 11-11-2003, 11:18 PM   #93 (permalink)
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dude...don't joke about the beltway sniper please...
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Old 11-12-2003, 06:55 AM   #94 (permalink)
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when I was in high school, a buddy of mine had a silk screening machine and made up some custom shirts. you know those "I (heart shape) (whatever)" shirts, buttons, stickers etc? well he made one that said "I (shape of clubs from deck of cards) Cheryl(his gf)" I loved that one.

I had him make one for me. It had the picture from the front of the Blues Brothers album on it, with Belushi whited out. Across the top of that it said "The Blues Brothers Tour 84" with the "s" in blues and brothers x-ed out. This was just after Belushi died.
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Old 11-12-2003, 11:40 AM   #95 (permalink)
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"If it were easy, it would be called you mom"
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Old 11-12-2003, 12:10 PM   #96 (permalink)
We can't stop here! This is bat country!
 
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Location: SL,UT
My friend Arcane has a shirt that says:
"Ask me about my Penis"
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Old 11-13-2003, 05:47 AM   #97 (permalink)
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"Whip me,
Beat me,
Pay me"
Black t-shirt, gold print, above the bellybutton...on a girl that can't have been more than 13-14 yrs old...what the hell is wrong with the world!?!
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Old 11-13-2003, 06:39 PM   #98 (permalink)
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Location: Denver
Shirt seen on a HOT chick:

You're a bad boy. Go to my room!

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Old 11-14-2003, 12:25 AM   #99 (permalink)
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www.tshirtsthatsuck.com
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Old 11-14-2003, 05:26 AM   #100 (permalink)
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Location: Milwaukee
The most redneck shirt I ever saw:

"If there's no FleetFarm in heaven then I ain't going."
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Old 11-14-2003, 09:35 AM   #101 (permalink)
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Just had to buy it.
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Old 11-14-2003, 09:57 AM   #102 (permalink)
is KING!
 
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Location: On the path to Valhalla.
"Fuck Me I'm Fat"
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Old 11-14-2003, 12:19 PM   #103 (permalink)
Something like that..
 
Location: Oreygun.
Mine says, "Fuck you, I have enough friends"

Picture was liek 1600x1200 so ill resize and post
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Old 11-14-2003, 01:55 PM   #104 (permalink)
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Location: I'm standing right behind you...
I own quite a few...

"Some call it stalking, I call it love."
"Just be glad I'm not your kid."
"NICE RACK POOL HALL" - gift from boyfriend
"I'm up here." with arrow - gift from boyfriend

"I don't like you." with a cute smiling Kerochan on it - my sister silk-screened one for me



I also have a small t-shirt company if you wanna actually see these:

"Men get older but they never grow up."
"Hey Barbie, mine are real!"
"I think you're ugly."
"I'm special and you're jealous."

http://www.cafeshops.com/goddessltd/

-+ Ivy +-
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Old 11-14-2003, 02:37 PM   #105 (permalink)
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Location: that place with the thing
I own:









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I'll be the one to protect you from a will to survive and voice of reason.
I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and your choices, son.
They're one and the same I must isolate you, isolate and save you from yourself."
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Old 11-14-2003, 03:53 PM   #106 (permalink)
so many men...so little time.
 
Location: Bellingham
I have the first one, as a bumper sticker, taped to my front door..compliments of some great friends. Thought it was great just to keep it there...have people STOP to read it...LOL
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Old 11-29-2003, 11:40 PM   #107 (permalink)
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I'm still looking for a good source for the "Bomb Technician" t-shirt ... the all-black one with the lettering over the whole back of it - the one featured in the CNN.com pic. Please PM me if you know where to get one.

Far as the shirts, I'm a fan of pretty much the entire library from tshirthell and boffensive.com.
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Old 12-03-2003, 07:20 AM   #108 (permalink)
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black t-shirt, white writing: "I used to be an optimist, then my presecription ran out"
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Old 12-03-2003, 01:43 PM   #109 (permalink)
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Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.
check out the the t-shirts at www.engrish.com.. haha now thats fun
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Old 12-08-2003, 12:14 PM   #110 (permalink)
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wish more girls wore a shirt saying--- Eat me, please!
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Old 12-08-2003, 02:19 PM   #111 (permalink)
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I'm wearing a shirt that says "I have gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, keep me here."
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Old 12-08-2003, 02:49 PM   #112 (permalink)
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Location: Denmark.
Quote:
Originally posted by microdot
I'm wearing a shirt that says "I have gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, keep me here."
..That's just twisted, i love it.
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Old 12-09-2003, 04:15 PM   #113 (permalink)
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I know a girl who has a shirt that reads "For Your Enjoyment!"
over her boobies. Oh and I did enjoy myself
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Old 12-09-2003, 09:28 PM   #114 (permalink)
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Saw this one today, "I think, therefore I have a headache"
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Old 12-10-2003, 08:27 AM   #115 (permalink)
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If hats count in place of t-shirts... I saw a hat years ago that I wish I had bought for every jerk-off out there that likes to make fat jokes to a fat person's face ~

"I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can diet"

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Old 12-11-2003, 05:29 PM   #116 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by manalone
My faves are three shirts for women:
1) "Eatin' ain't Cheatin'"
2) "Stop Staring (and touch them)"
and 3) "I wish these were brains"
So funny.

"Objects in this shirt may be larger than they appear"

"GOT MILK?"

Baby Shirt: "I'm proof that my mommy likes to fuck"

HA
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Old 12-12-2003, 08:32 AM   #117 (permalink)
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I love the one with the birds saying great tits
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Old 12-12-2003, 08:03 PM   #118 (permalink)
who ever said streaking was a bad thing?
 
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I had one that said

"If I throw a stick, will you leave?"
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Old 12-12-2003, 10:58 PM   #119 (permalink)
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Great post!!
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Old 12-13-2003, 12:24 PM   #120 (permalink)
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I'd proudly wear shirts most of these sayings, especially the "voices" one
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