Minx

~ I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
~ I used to have a handle on life but it broke.
~ Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
~ You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
~ Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
~ Earth...the insane asylum for the universe.
~ I'm not a complete idiot....some parts are missing.
~ God must love stupid people. He made so many of them.
~ That gene pool could use a little chlorine.
~ It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you. (Okay now this one just makes me laugh...for one particular reason....ya ya you know who you are don't you
~ Beer - the reason I get up each afternoon.
~ Procrastinate....Now
~ The trouble with life is there's no background music.
~ The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson

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TerresqueÜ

Hmmm I got a couple to add:

~My cat hates you!

~(Front)There is a picture of two people fucking on the back of my shirt....(back) Just kidding, believe in Jesus! (Pic of the "Buddy Jesus" from Dogma)

~I'm out of bed and dress what more do you want?!

~Correct me if I'm wrong, everybody else does.

~I've gone to find myself, If I return before I'm found do not awake me.

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Lintras

I got one more to add:

- I' live in my own little world, but it's ok...they know me here.

DEI37

My doctor diagnosed me as a schizophrenic...but we're OK now.

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Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

suviko

That Jesus-in-the-back shirt is from this site:
http://www.tshirthell.com/index.htm

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"I am the bomb squad engineer so if you see me running, try to keep up!"

Seen in the back of a biker's leather vest: "If you can read this, the bitch must have fallen off"

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T-shirt picture for a popular board game, based on Cthulhu mythology.



There's an european clothes company that has great t-shirts. The name of the company is French Connection and they have a brand called fcuk (French Connection UK). I got "fcuk it" and a friend of mine has "guaranteed fcuk", but these are really something. The boys' version has same idea with "magnificient cock".




ThinkGeek.com is a great place for t-shirts. Gotta order this one:

"You are dumb" in ASCII binary typed with those three lighter blue sequences. The blue ones read "repaeting background"

This is me and the shirt says "out-patient" in Finnish. The brand supports mental care projects with donations and they also have shopping bag with "kleptomaniac" print, lighter with "incendiary
" on it.
http://irc-galleria.net/view.php?nick=Suviko
(They have prohibited direct linking to pictures.)

Shades

My favorite was "Question Authority- Don't Ask Why, Just DO IT!!!!"

ratbastard

What if the hokey-pokey is what its all about?

Brewmaniac

Years ago I saw a couple of good ones...

"Grumpy hippies smoke... crab grass"

"Blow your mind... smoke gun power"

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"That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

ba'al

i saw an old guy once wearing this t shirt.
" Sex is not the answer, sex is the question, yes is the answer"
it made me giggle

phyzix525

"When life gives you lemons, remember they are the same size as baseballs and can be thrown a violent speeds."

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It's hard to remember we're alive for the first time
It's hard to remember we're alive for the last time
It's hard to remember to live before you die
It's hard to remember that our lives are such a short time
It's hard to remember when it takes such a long time

pangavan

"I dont have an attitude problem..
You have a perception problem"

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He is, moreover, a frequent drunkard, a glutton, and a patron of ladies who are no better than they should be.

pangavan

" Runs with scissors"

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He is, moreover, a frequent drunkard, a glutton, and a patron of ladies who are no better than they should be.

Zooksport2

"Lack of planning on your part, does NOT constitute an emergency on mine..."

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forgotten_dream

"One by one, the penguins steal my sanity."

"Can't sleep, clowns will eat me.Can't sleep, clowns will eat me.Can't sleep, clowns will eat me.Can't sleep, clowns will eat me.Can't sleep, clowns will eat me.Can't sleep, clowns will eat me."

"Alcatraz Triatholon: Digging Team, Running Team, Swimming Team."

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"A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."

clifclav

"Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted."

Good ones all.

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Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

Minx

LMAO....I like this one!

Our team shirts for beach volleyball (read....a LOT of drinking here) said "Plays Well With Others". Always loved the good girl/bad girl connatations with that one!

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You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

JadziaDax

My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't!

I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me!

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

Quoting one is plagiarism; Quoting many is research.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

NyQuil - The stuffy, sneezy, coughing, why-oh- why-is-the-room spinning medicine

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

cj2112

My current favorite is "My anger management class pisses me off"

Kyp

"Try not to let your mind wander. It's much too small to be outside by itself."

Since most of these seem to just be quotes:

Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist!
Save the Whales - Collect the entire set!
Always remember you're special and unique - Just like everyone else.
The four foodgroups - Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Microwavable.

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When life gives you lemons, sqeeze the juice into a squirt gun and shoot people in the eyes

Kaisharga

Mommy said I could be anything when I grew up, so I became an asshole.

Eviltree

I have an open mind
But its closed for repairs

crackpot

<b>suviko</b>: That's a cool shirt you're modeling, but your eyebrows are <i>wicked</i>!!

manalone

My faves are three shirts for women:
1) "Eatin' ain't Cheatin'"
2) "Stop Staring (and touch them)"
and 3) "I wish these were brains"

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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.

small one

The best two I saw were:-

1) I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not too sure

2) Being impotent means never having to say sorry

opentocomments

i have a shirt that says
(front) smoke a bong!
(back) I was only kidding if your a cop

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How do we know that the sky is not green and we are all color-blind?

DisFunctional

I hear voices and they don't like you

AnUnkind

I saw this one shirt made for a baby that said:

"my baby can beat up your baby".

I would pay to see something like that go down...

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yeah, you SHOULD feel stupid....

ruggerp11

I have three:
I own a shirt that says
"I used to be a Kleptomaniac but then I took something for it"

and My buddy has one that says:
"your makeup doesn't fool me"

My favorite one that I have seen online is
"669"
"The devils Bitch."

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Patriotism means being loyal to your country all the time and to its government when it deserves it.
--Mark Twain
Do What makes you happy
--Me
BUT!
"Happiness is the absence of the striving for happiness" - Chuang-Tzu

ratbastard

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man

retg34

Here's a great one a friend of mine (who's a cop) owns:

It says "I love a parade"
The text is beneath the picture of a man holding a rifle in a sniper position on top of a building.

phyzix525

"Save the woolly mammoth!"

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It's hard to remember we're alive for the first time
It's hard to remember we're alive for the last time
It's hard to remember to live before you die
It's hard to remember that our lives are such a short time
It's hard to remember when it takes such a long time

Force 10

Destrox

lol i love all of the sayings

great work folks

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You bore me.... next.

MexicanOnABike

ehhehe good shit.

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Kadath

The three best that I own are
"Alcohol...It's not just for breakfast anymore!"
"I Hate People."
and the simple but elegant "ALCOHOLIC" underneath a roadsign-style image of a martini.

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it's quiet in here

vermin

Extremely funny. Even better than "Nuke the whales".

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If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

Tricky

Rehab is for quiters

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I don't want the world, I just want your half.

Silverbrain

Some great ones in here....Ill add one

~ Your kid may be an honor student, but your still a moron

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Over Thinking, Over Analyzing
Seperates the Body from the Mind - MJK

VirFighter

A friend of mine at school has this shirt:

"Attention: I am rich."

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"The South is gonna boogie again"
- Disco Stu

troit

Everyone seen the "Virginia is for lovers" t-shirt. I was walking down the street the other day (I live in DC) and a guy was wearing a "DC is for snipers" T-shirt....

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I've yet to dephile myself...