A Lesson in Obsessions
 

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions." Turning to the first mother he said "You are obsessed with eating...you even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second mother "Your obsession is money. Again it manifests itself in your childs name Penny."
He turned to the third mother "Your obsession is alcohol. It manifests itself in your childs name...."
At this point the fourth mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered "Come on Dick, let's go."

Hahaha, good one. And just in case you thought this up and didn't know of an alcohol you could use there is Margarita.

You could also use Jack

or Sherry

or Screwdriver.

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Or Mary, or Jen...kind of ryhmes with gin. Those are good.

Heard that about three married couples in a car wreck who end up at the pearly gates, and, after St. Peter Names Penny's husband a miser and Candy's husband a glutton, the third guy says to his wife, "C'mon Fanny, we're not wanted here."

What's the middle name? Screwdriver "Beat me up at recess" Smith?