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Moobie · 07-01-2004, 10:12 PM

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.

The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies the piano player. The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer." The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it."

KellyC · 07-01-2004, 10:19 PM

Hahaaha...made me laugh pretty hard

PayUp · 07-02-2004, 03:38 PM

So cheesey, yet classicly funny.

mofonyx · 07-03-2004, 05:22 AM

LoL =)

07-01-2004, 10:12 PM	#1 (permalink)
Moobie Insane Location: baked beans	A man walks into a bar... A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey. The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies the piano player. The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer." The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it." __________________ Obscenity is the crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers. We like money. Give us your money you stupid consumer whore.

07-01-2004, 10:19 PM	#2 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	Hahaaha...made me laugh pretty hard __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

07-02-2004, 03:38 PM	#3 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	So cheesey, yet classicly funny. __________________ Born to Lose.

07-03-2004, 05:22 AM	#4 (permalink)
mofonyx Banned Location: On a couch before a screen	LoL =)