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Old 07-01-2004, 07:05 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Salt in a sore............

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of a plane.The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose and then shuddered quite violently for 10 or 15
seconds. The man went back to his reading.
A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, gently wiped her nose and shuddered quite violently as before. The man was becoming more and more curious about the shuddering.
A few more minutes passed and the woman sneezed one more time. Again she took a tissue, gently wiped her nose and shuddered violently. The man couldn't restrain his curiosity.
He turned to the woman and said, "You've sneezed three times, wiped your nose with a tissue, then shuddered violently! Are you all right?"
"I'm sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied, "I have a rare condition; when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The man was a little embarrassed but even more curious and said, "I've never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"
The woman looked at him and said, "Pepper."

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Old 07-01-2004, 07:12 AM   #2 (permalink)
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That could be a messy ailment for a guy...
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Old 07-01-2004, 11:28 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Good one.
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Old 07-01-2004, 05:16 PM   #4 (permalink)
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love it, absolutely love it.
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Old 07-01-2004, 09:06 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I wonder if it's contagious...
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Old 07-02-2004, 03:55 AM   #6 (permalink)
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excellent, thanks bobby !
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Old 07-02-2004, 08:43 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Great one! Heard the guy version before, though, where the guy would wipe his dick everytime he sneezed, until the woman asked why.
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Old 07-03-2004, 12:48 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Heard yet another where the woman wiped her crotch and the guy asked...
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Old 07-03-2004, 01:11 PM   #9 (permalink)
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That's pretty damned funny. Thanks for the laugh!
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Old 08-17-2004, 08:04 PM   #10 (permalink)
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testing new format...xoxoxoo
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Old 08-18-2004, 04:30 AM   #11 (permalink)
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yeah...heard a couple different versions before, but they're all funny
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