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bobby 07-01-2004 07:05 AM

Salt in a sore............
 
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of a plane.The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose and then shuddered quite violently for 10 or 15
seconds. The man went back to his reading.
A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, gently wiped her nose and shuddered quite violently as before. The man was becoming more and more curious about the shuddering.
A few more minutes passed and the woman sneezed one more time. Again she took a tissue, gently wiped her nose and shuddered violently. The man couldn't restrain his curiosity.
He turned to the woman and said, "You've sneezed three times, wiped your nose with a tissue, then shuddered violently! Are you all right?"
"I'm sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied, "I have a rare condition; when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The man was a little embarrassed but even more curious and said, "I've never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"
The woman looked at him and said, "Pepper."

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cameroncrazy822 07-01-2004 07:12 AM

That could be a messy ailment for a guy...

Delvid 07-01-2004 11:28 AM

Good one.

poco_vino 07-01-2004 05:16 PM

love it, absolutely love it.

Moobie 07-01-2004 09:06 PM

I wonder if it's contagious... :)

mordret 07-02-2004 03:55 AM

excellent, thanks bobby !

kifferfong 07-02-2004 08:43 PM

Great one! Heard the guy version before, though, where the guy would wipe his dick everytime he sneezed, until the woman asked why.

kinsaj 07-03-2004 12:48 PM

Heard yet another where the woman wiped her crotch and the guy asked...

Err 07-03-2004 01:11 PM

That's pretty damned funny. Thanks for the laugh!

bobby 08-17-2004 08:04 PM

testing new format...xoxoxoo

WarriorBuddha 08-18-2004 04:30 AM

yeah...heard a couple different versions before, but they're all funny


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