Salt in a sore............
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of a plane.The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose and then shuddered quite violently for 10 or 15
seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, gently wiped her nose and shuddered quite violently as before. The man was becoming more and more curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed and the woman sneezed one more time. Again she took a tissue, gently wiped her nose and shuddered violently. The man couldn't restrain his curiosity. He turned to the woman and said, "You've sneezed three times, wiped your nose with a tissue, then shuddered violently! Are you all right?" "I'm sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied, "I have a rare condition; when I sneeze, I have an orgasm." The man was a little embarrassed but even more curious and said, "I've never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?" The woman looked at him and said, "Pepper." ......................... :eek: ......................... |
That could be a messy ailment for a guy...
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Good one.
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love it, absolutely love it.
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I wonder if it's contagious... :)
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excellent, thanks bobby !
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Great one! Heard the guy version before, though, where the guy would wipe his dick everytime he sneezed, until the woman asked why.
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Heard yet another where the woman wiped her crotch and the guy asked...
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That's pretty damned funny. Thanks for the laugh!
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testing new format...xoxoxoo
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yeah...heard a couple different versions before, but they're all funny
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