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Old 06-28-2004, 07:31 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Beer Prayer

Old, but worth revisiting now and again...

The Beer Prayer

Our lager,

Which art in barrels,

Hallowed be thy drink,

Thy will be drunk,

(I will be drunk),

At home as I am in the tavern.

Give us this day our foamy head,

And forgive us our spillages,

As we forgive those who spill against us,

and lead us not to incarceration,

But deliver us from hangovers,

For thine is the beer,

The bitter and the lager,

Forever and ever,

Barmen.
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Old 06-28-2004, 10:41 AM   #2 (permalink)
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That's some good shit Matty G. You aight bruva!
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Old 06-28-2004, 01:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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That was GOOOOOOD! thanks!
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Old 06-28-2004, 03:42 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I love that. I used to have a t-shirt with that on it, a bartender in Dallas gave me 50 bucks for it.
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Old 06-28-2004, 11:01 PM   #5 (permalink)
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amen or something! excellent
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Old 06-28-2004, 11:31 PM   #6 (permalink)
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BLASPHEMY!!!!
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Old 06-30-2004, 10:31 AM   #7 (permalink)
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NEWS FLASH!!!!!!

World Health Organization indicates increased alcohol abuse has caused a major outbreak of "Hay Fever" encompassing millions of new cases every year. The CTC is forming a team as we speak to help manage this epidemic plague.

More updates to follow as this saga unfolds....
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Old 06-30-2004, 11:49 AM   #8 (permalink)
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what the hell is hayfever?
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