matthew330

Old, but worth revisiting now and again...

The Beer Prayer

Our lager,

Which art in barrels,

Hallowed be thy drink,

Thy will be drunk,

(I will be drunk),

At home as I am in the tavern.

Give us this day our foamy head,

And forgive us our spillages,

As we forgive those who spill against us,

and lead us not to incarceration,

But deliver us from hangovers,

For thine is the beer,

The bitter and the lager,

Forever and ever,

Barmen.

cameroncrazy822

That's some good shit Matty G. You aight bruva!

tekaweni

That was GOOOOOOD! thanks!

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If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

PayUp

I love that. I used to have a t-shirt with that on it, a bartender in Dallas gave me 50 bucks for it.

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Born to Lose.

yoda77

amen or something! excellent

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DRINK,SMOKE AND LAUGH

perripken

BLASPHEMY!!!!

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And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.
Abraham Lincoln

cameroncrazy822

NEWS FLASH!!!!!!

World Health Organization indicates increased alcohol abuse has caused a major outbreak of "Hay Fever" encompassing millions of new cases every year. The CTC is forming a team as we speak to help manage this epidemic plague.

More updates to follow as this saga unfolds....

matthew330

what the hell is hayfever?