Why did George Bush cross the road...
 

Why did George Bush cross the road?

Because his penis was stuck in the chicken!

Hmmm... I dont get it?

No no no no no. Dubya is many things, but even I wouldn't suggest that molester of domestic fowl is among them. Try it this way:

Q: Why Did George W. Bush cross the road.

A1: Because the right thing to do was stay put.
A2: Because Karl Rove told him to.
A3: Ronald Reagan would have done it.
A4: He heard there were terrarists over there.
A5: To get the "Free Speech Zone" out of the photo op.
A6: He was looking for his pet goat.
A7: He did not cross the road. This is a blatant lie dreampt up his opponent to tar him with a Jaywalking rap.

I think I like TopHat's list better than mine!

All of the above !!
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He didn't he just lied and said he did.

A: Because God told him to.

A: To collect another campaign contribution.

A: To avoid a pretzel.

A: To look for weaons of mass destruction.

Huh? Aren't many of these politically motivated? How can you make a joke of Bush without it involving politics? Or am I reading your comment wrong?

You're misunderstanding my comment.

Political joking would be answers like, "because his father would have" or "to avoid another pretzel" (as mentioned earlier).

Political commentary would be like saying someting like, "yeah, we're never gonna find those because they don't exist and the american people are all dolts for following him and letting him lead the country."

See the difference?

not really...

The joke is a one line answer, it involves no personal opinion of the matter, other than the expressed answer.

The commentary is taking someone else's answer and making commentary and opinion on the answer.

...and we all have a sense of humour or we wouldnt be reading in here.

I see your point <b>hrdwareguy</b> just think its a bit heavy-handed.

Lighten up a bit, post the occasional joke too - we get precious few contributions from mods in here.

Most humor involves either politics or sex. Nobody said anything political by your own definition. Cool yer jets some, dude.