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Old 05-10-2003, 06:45 AM   #1 (permalink)
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If computer errors were written as haikus

If computer errors were written as haikus

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

The file you need
might be very useful.
But now it is gone

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, reboot.
Order shall return.

Wind catches lily,
scattering petals to the ground.
Segmentation fault.

With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
File not found.

The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist.

You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.

You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
The page is not here.

No keyboard present.
Press F1 to continue.
Zen engineering.

This site has moved.
We'd tell you where, but then
we'd have to delete you.

First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.

Printer not ready.
Could be a fatal error.
Have a pen handy?
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Old 05-10-2003, 06:49 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: If computer errors were written as haikus

Quote:
Originally posted by CSflim
If computer errors were written as haikus
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

hahaha
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Old 05-17-2003, 02:37 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Quote:
Reflect, repent, reboot.
My new motto
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Old 05-17-2003, 04:05 PM   #4 (permalink)
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those are funny because they are true
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Old 05-18-2003, 01:45 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I love those. My next code will use haiku errors.
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Old 05-18-2003, 05:10 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Re: If computer errors were written as haikus

Quote:
Originally posted by CSflim
If computer errors were written as haikus


Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

The best!

-Mikey
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Old 05-18-2003, 03:01 PM   #7 (permalink)
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beautiful!
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Old 05-18-2003, 08:41 PM   #8 (permalink)
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"Program" has faulted,
in a most fatal manner
and will close forthwith.
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Old 05-18-2003, 09:46 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I can relate to so many of those... very meaningful, man... brilliant!
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Old 05-19-2003, 03:07 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Re: If computer errors were written as haikus

Quote:
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If computer errors were written as haikus
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, reboot.
Order shall return.
hey cool, so thats where my signature comes from. Thanks CSfilm, great list =)
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Old 05-19-2003, 08:06 AM   #11 (permalink)
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some very clever ones. thanks
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Old 05-19-2003, 02:13 PM   #12 (permalink)
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The title of the post was as funny as the post itself.
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