If computer errors were written as haikus
 

If computer errors were written as haikus

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

The file you need
might be very useful.
But now it is gone

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, reboot.
Order shall return.

Wind catches lily,
scattering petals to the ground.
Segmentation fault.

With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
File not found.

The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist.

You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.

You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
The page is not here.

No keyboard present.
Press F1 to continue.
Zen engineering.

This site has moved.
We'd tell you where, but then
we'd have to delete you.

First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.

Printer not ready.
Could be a fatal error.
Have a pen handy?

Re: If computer errors were written as haikus
 

hahaha :)

My new motto :D

those are funny because they are true

I love those. My next code will use haiku errors.

Re: If computer errors were written as haikus
 

The best!

-Mikey

beautiful!

"Program" has faulted,
in a most fatal manner
and will close forthwith.

I can relate to so many of those... very meaningful, man... brilliant!

Re: If computer errors were written as haikus
 

hey cool, so thats where my signature comes from. Thanks CSfilm, great list =)

some very clever ones. thanks

The title of the post was as funny as the post itself.