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tekaweni 06-22-2004 07:39 AM

Tom and Jerry
 
The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know ones gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206.

<b>Speedbird 206</b>: Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway.

<b>Ground</b>: Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven.

The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.

<b>Ground</b>: Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?

<b>Speedbird 206</b>: Stand by, Ground, Im looking up our gate location now.

<b>Ground</b>: (with quite arrogant impatience) Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?

<b>Speedbird 206</b>: (coolly) Yes, twice, in 1944. But it was dark, and I didnt land.

jaco 06-22-2004 01:00 PM

thats great! no better possible reply

Traff 06-22-2004 09:45 PM

fan-freaking-tastic

HunterDevourer 06-23-2004 01:54 AM

Brilliant! That'll rub old Jerry what what!

Jackebear 06-23-2004 04:53 AM

I saw that one before...good one.

p0thead 06-25-2004 12:40 PM

lol that was a good one

MooseMan3000 06-25-2004 12:50 PM

rofl... nothing quite like humor at the expense of the Germans. Or the British. Or the Americans. Or the Mexicans... anyone, really.

Note: I think the joke is funnier if you imagine the accents. Heh.


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