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A married couple took their three year old son to the doctor because they were concerned about his small penis. After examining the child the doctor declared, "Just feed him bagels with cream cheese. It's an old trick, that should solve the problem."

The next morning, when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of bagels and cream cheese in the middle of the table. " For me?" the boy asked.

"Just take one," his mother replied. "The rest are for your father."

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SixEdxMia

OOOOOhhhh.....lol...Very funny.

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tekaweni

Like father like son I guess!

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p0thead

oooh that was unexpected.. very funny. i gotta retell this one