OLD AGE IS GREAT
 

An old farmer in Kansas had owned a large farm for
several years.
He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables,
horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond
was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five
gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he
heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women
skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence
and they all went to the deep end of the pond.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies
swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm
every time.

I love that. I gonna tell it to my dad on fathers day. He'll love it also.

Opportunity knocks, answer the door!

Way to go old timer. I too will be telling that to my pops.

That's hilarious. Gonna have to share it with my bro, he'll love it.

Very clever.

I nominate this one for 'joke of the month', or I would if we had such an award - its GOOOOOOD!

That old guy is my hero *sniffle*

I hope my wits are that good when i am old.

haha, good one

Damn good. What a witty fellow.