bobby

An old farmer in Kansas had owned a large farm for
several years.
He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables,
horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond
was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five
gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he
heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women
skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence
and they all went to the deep end of the pond.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies
swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm
every time.

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"Life goes on,within you,and...with out you !" xoxoxoo

assilem

I love that. I gonna tell it to my dad on fathers day. He'll love it also.

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The mother of mankind, what time his pride
Had cast him out from Heaven, with all his host
Of rebel Angels

Silverbrain

Opportunity knocks, answer the door!

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Over Thinking, Over Analyzing
Seperates the Body from the Mind - MJK

PayUp

Way to go old timer. I too will be telling that to my pops.

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Born to Lose.

Urameshi13

That's hilarious. Gonna have to share it with my bro, he'll love it.

CamaroRS1967

Very clever.

tekaweni

I nominate this one for 'joke of the month', or I would if we had such an award - its GOOOOOOD!

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If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

mystmarimatt

That old guy is my hero *sniffle*

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Words of Wisdom:

If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.

Delvid

I hope my wits are that good when i am old.

brikellxx

haha, good one

Stare At The Sun

Damn good. What a witty fellow.