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Old 06-17-2004, 01:14 AM   #1 (permalink)
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James, remove....

Milady returns home unexpectedly in the early afternoon and summons the butler.

"James, remove my dress."
James removes her dress.
"James, remove my shoes."
James removes her shoes.
"James, remove my slip."
James removes her slip.
"James, remove my stockings."
James removes her stockings.
"James, remove my brassiere."
James removes her bra.
"James, remove my girdle."
James removes her girdle.
"James, remove my briefs."
James removes her briefs.

"Now, James," Milady says . . . "I never want to catch you wearing my clothes again!"
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Old 06-17-2004, 10:29 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Haha, took me a second
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Old 06-17-2004, 02:19 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Nice one!
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Old 06-17-2004, 06:04 PM   #4 (permalink)
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You gotta watch James.
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Old 06-18-2004, 10:13 AM   #5 (permalink)
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good one )
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