cameroncrazy822

> > Police Warning
> >
> > Police are warning all men who frequent clubs,parties and local pubs
> to
> > be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many
> > females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer". The drug
> is
> > found in liquid form and available anywhere. It comes in bottles,
> cans,
> > from taps and in large "kegs".
> >
> > Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to
> persuade
> > their male victims to go home and have sex with them. A woman needs
> only
> > to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him
> home
> > for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this
> > approach. After several Beers, men will often succumb to the desires
> to
> > perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would
> never
> > normally be attracted. After drinking Beer, men often awaken with
> only
> > hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before,
> often
> > with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.
> >
> > At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their
> life's
> > savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme
> cases,
> > the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male
> > into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as
> > "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is
> > administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
> >
> > Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.
> > If you fall victim to this 'Beer' and the women administering it...
> > there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of
> your
> > shocking encounter with similarly affected like-minded guys. For the
> > support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone
> > book.

steelerz

I myself have fell victim to this "Beer" and the "something bad has happened" feeling afterwards, I just don't remember much about it. Beware of the Golf Course. There is a group of evil women who patrol the course in "Beer Carts". They can and will take all your money. Very good one!!!

cameroncrazy822

Tru dat my friend, tru dat!

absorbentishe

Dammit, I've been used!

Cervantes

This belongs in GD not in humor. This is the truth as we know it. Good post!

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Never under estimate the power of a good beer.

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Scipio

haha, that's awesome

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THAT HAPPENS?!

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