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cameroncrazy822 06-16-2004 07:09 AM

Police Warning PSA
 
> > Police Warning
> >
> > Police are warning all men who frequent clubs,parties and local pubs
> to
> > be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many
> > females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer". The drug
> is
> > found in liquid form and available anywhere. It comes in bottles,
> cans,
> > from taps and in large "kegs".
> >
> > Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to
> persuade
> > their male victims to go home and have sex with them. A woman needs
> only
> > to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him
> home
> > for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this
> > approach. After several Beers, men will often succumb to the desires
> to
> > perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would
> never
> > normally be attracted. After drinking Beer, men often awaken with
> only
> > hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before,
> often
> > with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.
> >
> > At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their
> life's
> > savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme
> cases,
> > the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male
> > into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as
> > "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is
> > administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
> >
> > Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.
> > If you fall victim to this 'Beer' and the women administering it...
> > there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of
> your
> > shocking encounter with similarly affected like-minded guys. For the
> > support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone
> > book.

steelerz 06-16-2004 08:29 AM

I myself have fell victim to this "Beer" and the "something bad has happened" feeling afterwards, I just don't remember much about it. Beware of the Golf Course. There is a group of evil women who patrol the course in "Beer Carts". They can and will take all your money. Very good one!!!

cameroncrazy822 06-16-2004 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by steelerz
I myself have fell victim to this "Beer" and the "something bad has happened" feeling afterwards, I just don't remember much about it. Beware of the Golf Course. There is a group of evil women who patrol the course in "Beer Carts". They can and will take all your money. Very good one!!!
Tru dat my friend, tru dat!

absorbentishe 06-16-2004 09:38 AM

Dammit, I've been used!

Cervantes 06-16-2004 12:24 PM

This belongs in GD not in humor. This is the truth as we know it. Good post!

PayUp 06-16-2004 03:03 PM

Never under estimate the power of a good beer.

Scipio 06-17-2004 01:44 AM

haha, that's awesome

thespian86 06-17-2004 06:47 AM

THAT HAPPENS?!


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