Cervantes

There was this rich family, they had only one daughter and wanted her to marry a very rich man. So her parents hired a match maker to find her a good partner. So the match maker found a nice gentlemanm who was rich and handsome. Little did she know that his left foot was amputated and he was wearing a wooden leg.

So the match was made and the girl got married. On the honeymoon the girl found out about his foot. The girl came running to her mother and said "Mother, mother, he has only one foot!"

The mother said, "You're very lucky, your father had only 4 inches. "

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- "Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned.."
- "Religions take everything that your DNA naturally wants to do to survive and pro-create and makes it wrong."
- "There is only one absolute truth and that is that there is only one absolute truth."

fatboss

*groan*

An oldie but goldie

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"never mind that shit........here comes Mongo!"

Nancy

<--- giggling

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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy.
I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

CamaroRS1967

Har har.