Cervantes

These two fleas, Hal and Sam, were sitting on the beach in Miami, soaking up the sun. Hal was enjoying himself tremendously, while Sam was suffering terribly from a cold. Hal asked Sam why he was so sick.

"Well," said Sam, "I got to Miami by climbing into some fellow's mustache, and he rode down on a motorcycle."

"Next year," Hal advised, " you should use my method. You go to a bridge club meeting and wait until one of the ladies mentions a trip to Miami, then you climb up her leg until you find a warm moist spot, and you travel there."


The next year Hal happened to run into Sam on the beach, and Sam was sick again.

"Well I tried your method," he explained," I went to a bridge club meeting, found a lady going to Miami, climbed up her leg until I found a warm moist spot. On the way to Miami she stopped in Washington D.C., I fell asleep, and when I woke up I was in some fellow's mustache, riding to Miami on a motorcycle."

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tekaweni

hahaha some fleas just cant win! Clever joke - keep em coming!

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Arachnid

LOL .... thanks for the laffs

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PayUp

Little dude cant even get a break.

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CamaroRS1967

Heh.

mofonyx

Wahahahaha!