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Old 06-13-2004, 04:00 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Just got out of jail.. (a bit gross)

This guy just gets out of jail and he immediately goes down to the local whore house. He asks the lady what she has available, and she responds "Well, how much money do you have?"

The man went into his long ordeal with jail and explained that he only had $3.

The lady looked at him and said $3, we really cannot help you out, it's the 90's now, sir! But, there is an old cleaning lady up the stairs, first door on the right, maybe she can assist you.

So he thanked her and walked up to the room.

To his amazement, there was like a 90 year old woman in a wheel chair sitting there. She noticed him and said "How can I help you sonny?" He was stunned and said "ya know, Granny, this really wasn't what I was expecting"

She said hold on one second there sonny and pulled out her eye ball. The man just looked at her in shock and the old woman said "Go ahead there sonny, stick it in"

He was like "I don't know Granny, this seems kind of wierd and all."

She just said 'Go ahead, stick it in"

So he screwed her eye socket.

After it was all over the old woman said "So what did you think?"

He replied "Ya know Granny, it really wasn't that bad, I kind of liked it."

So the old lady said "Do you think you'll be back again?"

The man just looked at her and smiled and said "Ya know, I just might Granny."

So the old woman said "Good, I'll keep my eye out for ya"
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Old 06-13-2004, 04:28 AM   #2 (permalink)
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HAH! i love it!
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Old 06-13-2004, 09:19 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Oh geez, heh.
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Old 06-13-2004, 09:47 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Oh! come on now
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Old 06-13-2004, 11:05 AM   #5 (permalink)
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OOOOOOKay, that's sick but funny. LOL
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Old 06-13-2004, 12:08 PM   #6 (permalink)
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ew.... funny but ewwwwww
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Old 06-13-2004, 03:02 PM   #7 (permalink)
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So wrong its hilarious.
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Old 06-13-2004, 03:32 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Oh God *slaps forehead*
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Old 06-13-2004, 08:40 PM   #9 (permalink)
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So sick it's funny.
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Old 06-13-2004, 08:47 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Yauuarghh,that was icky.
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Old 06-25-2004, 01:02 PM   #11 (permalink)
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hahah that was disturbingly funny
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Old 06-25-2004, 01:18 PM   #12 (permalink)
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that was hilarious.. Sometimes the cheesy punchlines are the best
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Old 06-27-2004, 11:52 AM   #13 (permalink)
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I laughed..............but I really shouldn't have.
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Old 07-01-2004, 12:17 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Call me a sicko but I really liked that one.
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Old 07-01-2004, 10:12 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I felt sick from laughing....
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Old 07-02-2004, 06:13 PM   #16 (permalink)
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bah dah bum...

Still a good one though, I think I'll tell it at work on Tuesday!!
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