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Old 05-09-2003, 12:58 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Dog-isms

No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely
certain that he can hold his own in the conversation." - Fran Lebowitz
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his
tongue." - Anonymous
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wonderful." - Ann Landers
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they
went." - Will Rogers
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." - Ben
Williams
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
- Josh Billings
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." - Andrew A.
Rooney
"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare.
And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made."
- M. Facklam
"Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are
incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate." - Sigmund Freud
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." - James Thurber
"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water
bowl." - Penny Ward Moser
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times
before lying down." - Robert Benchley
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."
- Rita Rudner
"Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events.
The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking
dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in
the next yard." - Dave Barry
"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog." -
Franklin P. Jones
"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise." - Unknown
"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money." - Joe Weinstein
"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog,
it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx
"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a
grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They
must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" - Anne Tyler
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get
used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein
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Old 05-09-2003, 01:12 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Women and cats.....LOL!
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Old 05-09-2003, 02:47 PM   #3 (permalink)
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That last one's the best...although, they are all good.
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Old 09-25-2005, 08:10 AM   #4 (permalink)
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without women and cats, men and dogs would have nothing to chase...
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Old 09-26-2005, 02:52 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Good list, and Daff makes a fine observation...
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