Ouch! ouch!
 

The husband hears his wife scream from the bedroom. He runs in and there's a guy leaping out the window.

His wife says, "That guy fucked me twice!"
He says, "Twice?! Why didn't you call for me after he fucked you once?!"

She says, "Because I thought it was you...until he started in for the second time."

:eek:

Lol.....I thought that was cool.

hah!

OOOOOOH,that hurts. LOL