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Minx · 05-09-2003, 10:18 AM

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around looking for valuables and when he picked up a VCR to place it in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying "Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked off the flashlight and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit he shook his head, clicked the light back on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect it, clear as a bell he heard "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally in the corner of the room the light came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the bird.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who the heck are you?"
"Moses" replied the bird.
"Moses??" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a parrot Moses?"
The bird promptly answered, "Probably the same kind that would name a 140 lb Rottweiler Jesus."

Destrox · 05-09-2003, 12:10 PM

Danger! turn back now and hope you live through this.

that'd be a kick ass security system

zaiaz · 05-09-2003, 12:18 PM

Love them parrot jokes.

Loup · 05-09-2003, 12:33 PM

LOL

Never heard that one

blkdmnd · 05-09-2003, 12:58 PM

Great joke. Good name for a Rotweiler.

loganmule · 05-09-2003, 07:21 PM

very nice...makes a good addition to the old joke folder

TerresqueÜ · 05-09-2003, 11:56 PM

Hahaha, good one. Nice to see a family bringing the animals into religion!

small one · 05-10-2003, 01:44 AM

Amusing. One word, that's all my wife would say

CSflim · 05-10-2003, 03:38 AM

Hehehe! Nice one!

Cursive · 05-10-2003, 11:01 AM

hahah good one

05-09-2003, 10:18 AM	#1 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	The Burglar A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around looking for valuables and when he picked up a VCR to place it in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked off the flashlight and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit he shook his head, clicked the light back on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect it, clear as a bell he heard "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally in the corner of the room the light came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the bird. "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who the heck are you?" "Moses" replied the bird. "Moses??" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a parrot Moses?" The bird promptly answered, "Probably the same kind that would name a 140 lb Rottweiler Jesus." __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

05-09-2003, 12:10 PM	#2 (permalink)
Destrox Metal and Rock 4 Life Location: Phoenix	Danger! turn back now and hope you live through this. that'd be a kick ass security system __________________ You bore me.... next.

05-09-2003, 12:18 PM	#3 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	Love them parrot jokes. __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

05-09-2003, 12:33 PM	#4 (permalink)
Loup Pup no More Location: Voted the Best	LOL Never heard that one __________________ "If you cannot lift the load off another's back, do not walk away. Try to lighten it." ~ Frank Tyger

05-09-2003, 12:58 PM	#5 (permalink)
blkdmnd Addict	Great joke. Good name for a Rotweiler. __________________ I blow my nose at you. Now go away before I taunt you a second time.

05-09-2003, 07:21 PM	#6 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	very nice...makes a good addition to the old joke folder

05-09-2003, 11:56 PM	#7 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Hahaha, good one. Nice to see a family bringing the animals into religion! __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

05-10-2003, 01:44 AM	#8 (permalink)
small one Banned Location: York	Amusing. One word, that's all my wife would say

05-10-2003, 03:38 AM	#9 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	Hehehe! Nice one! __________________

05-10-2003, 11:01 AM	#10 (permalink)
Cursive Tilted	hahah good one __________________ Never trust anything that bleeds for 6 days and doesn't die