"LOVE dress?
 

A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She
rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her
daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was
playing and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law
answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my LOVE dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"LOVE dress? But you're naked!"

"My husband LOVES me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him
to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes
romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."

The mother-in-law left.


When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume,
dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting
for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in
and saw her lying there so provocatively.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my LOVE dress," she whispered, sensually.

"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?":lol:

OUCH that was goooooooooood! Thanks...

:lol:

Not bad.

haha hehe
good one

Thanks, that was great.

Fucking Great!!!

Burned. Poor woman probaby would've killed herself.

Or him, more to the point. :D

Yeah, pretty sure the wife wouldn't take it as an incentive to "de-wrinkle" and instead used it as an incentive to "throw things at husband."

hahhaa, that was clever

lmao.. :P

hahahaahahah

rofl. That shit was beautiful.

Haha! Saw that coming a mile away.

That's cruel

long marriage.... the other four letter word

HAH! She had it soming. :p

hahha

that is fucking beautiful.

hilarious.

heh and the hilarity ensues.

awww, that's so sad:( funny. but saaaaad.