tekaweni

Having slept with a patient, Dr. Dave feels guilty all day long. No matter how much he tries to forget about it, he can’t. The shame and sense of betrayal is overwhelming.
But every once in a while, a soothing voice from within tries to reassure him: “Dave, don’t worry about it. You aren’t the first doctor to sleep with a patient and you won’t be the last. And you’re single. Let it go.”
But invariably, the other voice brings him back to reality: “Dave, you’re a veterinarian. . . .”

__________________
If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

Scipio

hehe

__________________
"Erections lasting more than 4 hours, though rare, require immediate medical attention."

KirStang

Lol, awesome. Nasty, but awesome

__________________

BigTruck1956

ewww hehehe

__________________
so much to do, so little time.....at least i aint bored.

sub zero

bwahahah

__________________
Did you Google it yet?

Join the TFP Typing team!!

cameroncrazy822

I think I saw that on Springer...

Glyph

I did hear that on springer...

oh no I didn't but I had hear d iut before... no matter a good joke never dies, I alwasy like the good ones, keep em coming.

slimshaydee

Thats the funniest shit ive heard in a long time
GOLD

Jackebear

Good one.

__________________
Life's jounney is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn-out shouting, "Holy sh*t! What a ride!" - unknown

Thogg

That is great

Giltwist

Isn't that joke illegal in three states :-P

Eric640

Good One!

p0thead

hahahah thats a really good one