The Five Stages of Drinking by Larry Miller - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

j alfred · 05-09-2003, 06:30 AM

funny stuff. I got drunk once and argued with some guy about the non-existence of ninjas. i love beer.

warrrreagl · 05-09-2003, 06:54 AM

This is a classic from one of the funniest comedy concerts I've ever seen.

Peetster · 05-09-2003, 07:10 AM

Classic! Reminds me of the Ten stages of drunkenness from "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"

"Mankind's Ten Stages of Drunkenness"

0) Sober
1) Witty and Charming
2) Rich and Powerful
3) Benevolent
4) Clairvoyant
5) Fuck Dinner
6) Patriotic
*7) Crank Up the Enola Gay
8) Witty and Charming, Part II
9) Invisible
10) Bulletproof

* For the non-trivia buffs, the Enola Gay was the name of the B-25 plane
used to drop the "A-bombs" on the Japanese at the end of World War II.

MikeyChalupa · 05-09-2003, 08:58 AM

Hehe, I remember this from way back. The intro:

There are five levels of drinking. Six if you live in a trailer park, but never mind that now. We will deal with five.

-Mikey

bender · 05-09-2003, 12:28 PM

great. Been there tooo many times

blkdmnd · 05-09-2003, 01:05 PM

Truer words were never spoken.

05-09-2003, 04:23 AM	#1 (permalink)
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05-09-2003, 06:30 AM	#2 (permalink)
j alfred Upright Location: SWLA	funny stuff. I got drunk once and argued with some guy about the non-existence of ninjas. i love beer. __________________ if you wait till the last minute, it only takes a minute

05-09-2003, 06:54 AM	#3 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	This is a classic from one of the funniest comedy concerts I've ever seen. __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

05-09-2003, 01:05 PM	#7 (permalink)
blkdmnd Addict	Truer words were never spoken. __________________ I blow my nose at you. Now go away before I taunt you a second time.

05-09-2003, 07:10 AM	#4 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	Classic! Reminds me of the Ten stages of drunkenness from "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" "Mankind's Ten Stages of Drunkenness" 0) Sober 1) Witty and Charming 2) Rich and Powerful 3) Benevolent 4) Clairvoyant 5) Fuck Dinner 6) Patriotic 7) Crank Up the Enola Gay 8) Witty and Charming, Part II 9) Invisible 10) Bulletproof For the non-trivia buffs, the Enola Gay was the name of the B-25 plane used to drop the "A-bombs" on the Japanese at the end of World War II.

05-09-2003, 08:58 AM	#5 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	Hehe, I remember this from way back. The intro: There are five levels of drinking. Six if you live in a trailer park, but never mind that now. We will deal with five. -Mikey

05-09-2003, 12:28 PM	#6 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	great. Been there tooo many times