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j alfred

funny stuff. I got drunk once and argued with some guy about the non-existence of ninjas. i love beer.

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warrrreagl

This is a classic from one of the funniest comedy concerts I've ever seen.

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Peetster

Classic! Reminds me of the Ten stages of drunkenness from "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"

"Mankind's Ten Stages of Drunkenness"

0) Sober
1) Witty and Charming
2) Rich and Powerful
3) Benevolent
4) Clairvoyant
5) Fuck Dinner
6) Patriotic
*7) Crank Up the Enola Gay
8) Witty and Charming, Part II
9) Invisible
10) Bulletproof

* For the non-trivia buffs, the Enola Gay was the name of the B-25 plane
used to drop the "A-bombs" on the Japanese at the end of World War II.

MikeyChalupa

Hehe, I remember this from way back. The intro:

There are five levels of drinking. Six if you live in a trailer park, but never mind that now. We will deal with five.

-Mikey

bender

great. Been there tooo many times

blkdmnd

Truer words were never spoken.

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