The Five Stages of Drinking by Larry Miller
 

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funny stuff. I got drunk once and argued with some guy about the non-existence of ninjas. i love beer.

This is a classic from one of the funniest comedy concerts I've ever seen.

Classic! Reminds me of the Ten stages of drunkenness from "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"

"Mankind's Ten Stages of Drunkenness"

0) Sober
1) Witty and Charming
2) Rich and Powerful
3) Benevolent
4) Clairvoyant
5) Fuck Dinner
6) Patriotic
*7) Crank Up the Enola Gay
8) Witty and Charming, Part II
9) Invisible
10) Bulletproof

* For the non-trivia buffs, the Enola Gay was the name of the B-25 plane
used to drop the "A-bombs" on the Japanese at the end of World War II.

Hehe, I remember this from way back. The intro:

There are five levels of drinking. Six if you live in a trailer park, but never mind that now. We will deal with five.

-Mikey

great. Been there tooo many times

Truer words were never spoken.