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"Buck Fush"
The most recent one that I have seen that I thought was funny. |
friends don't let friends play out of tune
/band nerd |
What would Scooby Doo?
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"Which rotten bastard put the "S" in LISP
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my personal favorite is
Keep working millions depend on you |
On my old knock around pickup truck...SHIFT HAPPENS.
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My fav is "Honk is broken, watch for finger."
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"YEEHAW!" is not a foreign policy.
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Ah, still love my favorite (Ghostbusters):
"Back off man, I'm a scientist." |
How about:
Salmon- the other pink meat I gave up abstinance for lent My next wife will be normal MY GIVE-A-SHIT meter is in the red Blow me - I'm irish and my all time favorite... Stupidity is not a crime - You're free to go. Blade |
I saw this one yesterday
"Vegetarians Taste Better" |
Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing its idiot.
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Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter
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I found Jesus. He was stealing cans out of the recyling.
I found Jesus., he was blowing your mother |
My Favorite.......
My Boss is a Fucking Asshole !!! |
Cats Flattened While You Watch.
In some cultures what I do would be considered normal. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. |
I like:
Get out of my gene pool! |
I found Jesus. He's in the trunk.
Unless you're a hemmroid, get off my ass. |
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