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JadziaDax · 05-09-2003, 02:13 AM

Newspaper Headlines With Double Meanings

March Planned For Next August

L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide

Patient At Death's Door - Doctors Pull Him Through

Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped

Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

Never Withhold Herpes Infection From Loved One

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

TwoToTango · 05-09-2003, 05:29 AM

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Originally posted by JadziaDax
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

I wish they would. Especially at the college
near my house, where the children think
that paying $30,000 a year to be lectured
by out-of-touch socialists renders them
invulnerable to automotive deformation.

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JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - May 9 Newspaper Headlines With Double Meanings March Planned For Next August L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide Patient At Death's Door - Doctors Pull Him Through Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped Prostitutes Appeal to Pope Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years Never Withhold Herpes Infection From Loved One Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over