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{Anti-Punk} 06-05-2004 09:25 PM

good joke
 
I don't know if any of you have heard this joke, but here goes:
A small zoo in Alabama acquires a rare gorilla, who quickly becomes agitated. The zookeeper determines that the female ape is in heat, but there are no male apes available for mating.

The zookeeper approaches a redneck janitor with a proposition. “Would you be willing to have sex with this gorilla for $500?” he asks.

The janitor accepts the offer, but only on three conditions: “First, I don’t want to have to kiss her. And second, you can never tell anyone about this.” The zookeeper agrees to the conditions and asks about the third.

“Well,” says the janitor, “I’m gonna need another week to come up with the $500.”

This is my first thread in this forum. I got this particular joke from ebaumsworld.com.

skier 06-05-2004 10:39 PM

hahaha i love redneck jokes!

BigTruck1956 06-07-2004 07:36 PM

oh MAN. hahaha nice

Glyph 06-07-2004 11:13 PM

that was good... hahaha

Blackthorn 06-08-2004 11:35 AM

Fabulous and welcome to Tilted Humor! :lol:

cameroncrazy822 06-08-2004 06:10 PM

I'd be offended if I were from rural West Virginia... LOL. No offense to our WV resident posters.

Jackebear 06-09-2004 04:47 AM

:lol:
Hahahaha

loganmule 06-13-2004 05:50 PM

very good one, thanks

brian311512 06-14-2004 12:12 AM

nice joke!!

small one 06-14-2004 12:31 AM

Different twist


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