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06-05-2004, 08:34 AM
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It wasnt me
Location: Scotland
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Why you shouldnt drink
<i>I know I've posted a lot the last couple of days, but this forum used to get zillions of new jokes daily and now its down to a trickle.. c'mon people - post! Or just tell me to shuttup, one or the other...</i>
After a night of heavy drinking, a man wakes up to find possibly the ugliest woman he’s ever seen sleeping beside him. Aghast, he slips his arm out from under her, gets up and dresses as fast as he can. Stopping only to leave $20 on the bureau, he begins to tiptoe out, but feels a tug on his pants leg. Looking down, he sees a girl just as ugly as the one in the bed. “What?” she asks with a toothless smile. “Nothing for the bridesmaid?”
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