Dr. joke for MODO - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

bobby · 06-04-2004, 06:40 AM

Two doctors are in the hallway complaining about nurse Nancy.
''She's out of control!'' the first doctor says. ''She does everything backwards. Just last week I told her to give a man two milligrams of morphine every ten hours, she gave him 10 milligrams every two hours, he alomost died!''

''That's nothing,'' said the second doctor, “earlier this week I told her to give a man an enema every 24 hours, she tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour!''

All of a sudden they heard a blood curldling scream from down the hallway.

''OH MY GOD! I just realized that I told nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smiths boil!'''

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troit · 06-04-2004, 07:02 AM

Best one I've read in awhile. Thank b(.)(.)bby!!

Dilbert1234567 · 06-04-2004, 01:40 PM

ow...

mofonyx · 06-04-2004, 11:09 PM

ah.. i thought that was 'boi' at the end there :S..
now i get it .

lol

06-04-2004, 06:40 AM	#1 (permalink)
bobby Super Moderator Location: 18,000+ posts on TFP #1,2,3,4 and 5,but I'm not counting!	Dr. joke for MODO Two doctors are in the hallway complaining about nurse Nancy. ''She's out of control!'' the first doctor says. ''She does everything backwards. Just last week I told her to give a man two milligrams of morphine every ten hours, she gave him 10 milligrams every two hours, he alomost died!'' ''That's nothing,'' said the second doctor, “earlier this week I told her to give a man an enema every 24 hours, she tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour!'' All of a sudden they heard a blood curldling scream from down the hallway. ''OH MY GOD! I just realized that I told nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smiths boil!''' ... __________________ "Life goes on,within you,and...with out you !" xoxoxoo

06-04-2004, 07:02 AM	#2 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	Best one I've read in awhile. Thank b(.)(.)bby!! __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

06-04-2004, 01:40 PM	#3 (permalink)
Dilbert1234567 Devils Cabana Boy Location: Central Coast CA	ow... __________________ Donate Blood! "Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen

06-04-2004, 11:09 PM	#4 (permalink)
mofonyx Banned Location: On a couch before a screen	ah.. i thought that was 'boi' at the end there :S.. now i get it . lol