tekaweni

I dunno, this one just cracks me up...

A woman is in her doctor’s office and suddenly shouts, “Doctor, kiss me!”

The doctor says, “I’m sorry, it’s against my code of ethics to kiss you.”

Five minutes later the woman again shouts, “Doctor, please kiss me!”

Again he refuses and says, “As a doctor, I simply cannot kiss you.”

Finally, after another five minutes, the woman pleads with the doctor again, “Please, please kiss me, just once!”

“Look,” he says, “I’m sorry. I cannot kiss you. In fact, I probably shouldn’t even be humping you.

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KellyC

ahhh...didn't see that coming.

thanks

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questone

Ha! Ha!

cameroncrazy822

That's funny stuff. I work in a hospital environment and can totally see some of the meat heads here doing that without a smile on their face or a chuckle. Scary

pigmann

A good joke always sneaks up on you, just like that one. Nice.

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darwiniggy

I have to remember that one!

majik_6

That was beautiful...absolutely did NOT see the punchline coming!

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WarWagon

Oh man, thats a keeper.