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Old 06-02-2004, 03:12 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The facts of life

A farmer is helping a cow give birth when he notices his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, witnessing the entire thing.

“Dammit,” the man says to himself. “Now I’m going to have to explain the birds and the bees.” Not wanting to jump the gun, the man decides to wait and see if his son asks any questions.

After everything is finished, the man walks over to the boy and asks, “Well, son, do you have any questions?”

“Just one,” the child says. “How fast was that calf going when it hit that cow?”
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Old 06-02-2004, 03:50 PM   #2 (permalink)
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This one certainly was a lot better then the others you have just posted. You really need to explore the possibility of increasing your medication that you are obviously taking. lol
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Old 06-02-2004, 06:40 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I liked it.
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Old 06-02-2004, 07:16 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Funny stuff, thanks!
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Old 06-03-2004, 04:30 AM   #5 (permalink)
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good one! i'd say at least 30-40kmph
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Old 06-03-2004, 10:37 AM   #6 (permalink)
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that is funny stuff
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Old 06-03-2004, 08:16 PM   #7 (permalink)
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ooh, yeah like kids these days would ask that, but funny nonetheless
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Old 06-03-2004, 08:16 PM   #8 (permalink)
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nice, good joke
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Old 06-06-2004, 02:44 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Funny stuff, I like the sense of humor.
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Old 06-07-2004, 07:34 PM   #10 (permalink)
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oh man awesome
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Old 06-08-2004, 12:16 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Excellent redirect and if you are on meds do you have any extra?? I'd like to try them out...
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Old 06-09-2004, 04:58 AM   #12 (permalink)
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As a farm boy I never thought about asking that question. I wonder what my old man would have answered if I had.

Good one.
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Old 06-09-2004, 07:34 AM   #13 (permalink)
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That's a nice g-rated joke Tek, keep 'em coming. I like the sick/slightly twisted ones though if I can request some...
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Old 06-09-2004, 11:18 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Bwahahahaha.
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