The facts of life
 

A farmer is helping a cow give birth when he notices his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, witnessing the entire thing.

“Dammit,” the man says to himself. “Now I’m going to have to explain the birds and the bees.” Not wanting to jump the gun, the man decides to wait and see if his son asks any questions.

After everything is finished, the man walks over to the boy and asks, “Well, son, do you have any questions?”

“Just one,” the child says. “How fast was that calf going when it hit that cow?”

This one certainly was a lot better then the others you have just posted. You really need to explore the possibility of increasing your medication that you are obviously taking. lol

I liked it.

Funny stuff, thanks!

good one! i'd say at least 30-40kmph

that is funny stuff

ooh, yeah like kids these days would ask that, but funny nonetheless

nice, good joke

Funny stuff, I like the sense of humor.

oh man awesome

Excellent redirect and if you are on meds do you have any extra?? I'd like to try them out...:lol:

:lol:

As a farm boy I never thought about asking that question. I wonder what my old man would have answered if I had.

Good one.

That's a nice g-rated joke Tek, keep 'em coming. I like the sick/slightly twisted ones though if I can request some...

Bwahahahaha.