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Old 09-15-2003, 08:51 AM   #41 (permalink)
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What are they going to do now since John Ritter is dead?
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Old 09-15-2003, 02:17 PM   #42 (permalink)
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funny stuff, although not a john ritter fan, I did enjoy his work in Sling Blade
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Old 09-15-2003, 03:16 PM   #43 (permalink)
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i once dated a girl who's father was rather over-protective... not quite that bad though...

although i know i'll probably be the same way if not worse when i have a daughter... haha...
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Old 03-11-2004, 10:59 PM   #44 (permalink)
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OMG this is so funny!!

This is why I search for old threads.

And revive them too
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Old 03-12-2004, 02:00 AM   #45 (permalink)
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Great stuff!

Any chance of some pics of said cutey for all of us on this side of the Atlantic?
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Old 03-12-2004, 02:34 AM   #46 (permalink)
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Hockey games are rife with illicit drugs, nudity, and abusive behavior. However, if you just come to watch the game, you should be fine.
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Old 03-12-2004, 03:49 AM   #47 (permalink)
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this totally reminds me, my prom date's dad is this gigantic guy who owns like 10 guns and does NOT joke around, and who, thankfully for me, really, really likes having me around. a few years ago though, a guy came to pick up his daughter (my prom date) to go out, and her dad, being who he is, asks, "how far do you intend to try and get with my daughter?" the kid, being an utter imbecile (i actually know him), looks him straight in the eye and for some reason says "third base". her dad looks down at him, grins, then turns to his wife and asks her to go get his shotgun, he turn back to him, now stone-faced and says. "i'll give you five seconds". the kid looks at him incredulously and runs out. true story.
Lucky for him the kid wasn't carrying something himself, I'm sure the kids case would hold up better in a court of law than the old man's.
Nonetheless, interesting rules...Perhaps the father should remember threats wouldn't always go down well depending on the person
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Old 03-15-2004, 10:16 AM   #48 (permalink)
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way too funny, but is there a show? whats all this about a show and these rules?
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Old 03-15-2004, 11:02 AM   #49 (permalink)
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yes there is a show currently on tv. it's called "8 rules for dating my teenage daughther". It use to star John Ritter - he past away while on the set of the show.
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Old 03-15-2004, 04:48 PM   #50 (permalink)
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Haha. Those rules are great.
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Old 03-15-2004, 05:13 PM   #51 (permalink)
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this totally reminds me, my prom date's dad is this gigantic guy who owns like 10 guns and does NOT joke around
When crackprogram picked me up for prom, my stepdad was waiting for him on the porch... sitting in a rocking chair wearing nothing but an old pair of overalls, holding a shotgun across his lap.
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Old 03-17-2004, 01:53 PM   #52 (permalink)
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the younger daughter on 8 simple rules is better. .red head, curly hair... Mmmmm
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