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Mr_Meat · 05-18-2004, 11:38 AM

A man is walking down the street. By chance he happens to look down and see a lamp (the oil kind) lying in the gutter. As he picks it up and begins to clean it off, his rubbing summons a genie from the lamp that immediately grants the man the gift of the Midas Touch. From that day onward, everything the man touched turned into mufflers.

Mr_Meat · 05-18-2004, 01:12 PM

Aw come on... Not a single laugh or comment? I love this one.

tekaweni · 05-18-2004, 01:31 PM

yeah, but......

losthellhound · 05-18-2004, 03:54 PM

LOL I for one liked it

mofonyx · 05-18-2004, 10:56 PM

NoSoup · 05-19-2004, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mofonyx
huh?

Midas = Car service company

gar1976 · 05-19-2004, 01:22 PM

I liked it, but found it kind of hard to dance to. An 8.5, Dick.

05-18-2004, 11:38 AM	#1 (permalink)
Mr_Meat Upright	Midas revisited A man is walking down the street. By chance he happens to look down and see a lamp (the oil kind) lying in the gutter. As he picks it up and begins to clean it off, his rubbing summons a genie from the lamp that immediately grants the man the gift of the Midas Touch. From that day onward, everything the man touched turned into mufflers. __________________ If at first you dont succeed, then success might just not be your style. Last edited by Mr_Meat; 05-19-2004 at 10:54 AM..

05-18-2004, 01:12 PM	#2 (permalink)
Mr_Meat Upright	Aw come on... Not a single laugh or comment? I love this one. __________________ If at first you dont succeed, then success might just not be your style.

05-18-2004, 01:31 PM	#3 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	yeah, but...... __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

05-18-2004, 03:54 PM	#4 (permalink)
losthellhound Thats MR. Muffin Face now Location: Everywhere work sends me	LOL I for one liked it __________________ "Life is possible only with illusions. And so, the question for the science of mental health must become an absolutely new and revolutionary one, yet one that reflects the essence of the human condition: On what level of illusion does one live?" -- Ernest Becker, The Denial of Death

05-18-2004, 10:56 PM	#5 (permalink)
mofonyx Banned Location: On a couch before a screen	huh?

05-19-2004, 01:22 PM	#7 (permalink)
gar1976 Custom User Title Location: Lurking. Under the desk.	I liked it, but found it kind of hard to dance to. An 8.5, Dick.