mofonyx

It comes all the way from M'sia

Sammy Vellu, Ong Ka Ting and Mahathir wanted to take a plane ride. Just before they left, Mahathir's son wanted to join in. He came in right after school.

The plane encountered a failure in the system and began to descend. There were only 3 parachutes as Mahathir's son's presence was not planned. So Sammy Vellu quickly took a parachute , said "Haha! I'm leaving you behind! Bye!" and jumped off.

Ong Ka Ting took a parachute and did the same thing

Mahathir looked at his son and being a wise man.. he said to his son "Son, you're the future of Malaysia, take the last parachute and jump"

His son said


"Don't worry dad, Sammy Vellu took my schoolbag."

FFT

I've seen that for all sorts of people, mostly Clinton and Bush.

CamaroRS1967

You made me laugh. Thanks.

KellyC

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Jackebear

Nice joke...I had a great chuckle.

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