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06-06-2003, 09:37 PM
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Location: Louisiana
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omg stop stop your killing me.. i just spit tea all over my monitor... omg this is cool.. sigh... *laughs some more*
thanks for sharing
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06-06-2003, 10:25 PM
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Junkie
Location: Louisiana
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ok i vote MVP award.. lol Most Valued Post for this thread.. funny as hell.
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It means only one thing, and everything: Cut. Once committed to fight, Cut. Everything else is secondary. Cut. That is your duty, your purpose, your hunger. There is no rule more important, no commitment that overrides that one. Cut. The lines are a portrayal of the dance. Cut from the void, not from bewilderment. Cut the enemy as quickly and directly as possible. Cut with certainty. Cut decisively, resoultely. Cut into his strength. Flow through the gaps in his guard. Cut him. Cut him down utterly. Don't allow him a breath. Crush him. Cut him without mercy to the depth of his spirit. It is the balance to life: death. It is the dance with death. It is the law a war wizard lives by, or he dies. Last edited by Drider_it; 06-06-2003 at 10:33 PM.. |
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06-07-2003, 01:33 AM
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Kick Ass Kunoichi
Location: Oregon
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OMG...that is terrible...lol...
Reminds me of in hs when I would cyber with guys while at slumber parties...little did those guys know I have five giggling girls looking over my shoulder...
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06-07-2003, 02:07 AM
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Omnipotent Ruler Of The Tiny Universe In My Mind
Location: Oreegawn
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hehe, that last one about the guy pissing in the hamper, i read that a long time ago. so funny. the wizard hat one though. reminds me about this story that some of my friends were in the park and they saw some of those role playing people in the park, from this apparently huge rpg group called AMCOR or something, and, they knew it was mean, but they feigned interest, starting asking questions and the guys went off for like an hour, explaining the whole thing.
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06-29-2003, 10:42 PM
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Upright
Location: Bumperstumptucky, IN
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My stomach hurts so much. There has to be someone I can sue for making me laugh so hard.
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07-01-2003, 01:56 PM
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Upright
Location: uk
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absolute class. thanks. i almost pissed myself reading that.
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07-03-2003, 01:25 AM
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Location: North Carolina
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Quite possibly the funniest stuff I have read on TFP. I think a couple of my friends and I might now have a new hobby.
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07-07-2003, 10:36 AM
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Fast'n'Bulbous
Location: Australia, Perth
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lol, twas very good.
was all that stuff from albino blacksheep? thats where i have seen it before. Theres some other little goodies there aswell. http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/ and thats juts the text section |
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07-07-2003, 02:19 PM
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Custom title.
Location: Denmark.
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Not sure if i have some not posted here, but i do have a small 'collection' :
http://www.moentrix.info/cybersex.txt
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07-10-2003, 10:55 PM
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Psycho
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Hahah OMG thats soo funny
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thats funny
