Joke of the Day - May 8 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 05-08-2003, 02:00 AM

A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball game in the US and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring "Run....Run!" The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!"

A third batter hits a slam and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya!" The next batter steadfastly holds his swing four times and as the ump calls a walk the Scotsman stands up and yells "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run!"

All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused. A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment, whispers to the Scotsman, "He doesn't have to run, he's got four balls." After this explanation the Scotsman stands up in disbelief and screams, "Walk with pr-r-ride man! Walk with pr-r-ride!!!!"

fizzledorf · 05-08-2003, 03:23 AM

ignorance is so funny sometimes

zaiaz · 05-08-2003, 04:17 AM

Hehehehe...LOL thats funny.

rosco · 05-08-2003, 05:38 PM

thats a funny one keep it up

05-08-2003, 02:00 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - May 8 A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball game in the US and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring "Run....Run!" The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!" A third batter hits a slam and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya!" The next batter steadfastly holds his swing four times and as the ump calls a walk the Scotsman stands up and yells "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run!" All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused. A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment, whispers to the Scotsman, "He doesn't have to run, he's got four balls." After this explanation the Scotsman stands up in disbelief and screams, "Walk with pr-r-ride man! Walk with pr-r-ride!!!!"

05-08-2003, 04:17 AM	#3 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	Hehehehe...LOL thats funny. __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

05-08-2003, 03:23 AM	#2 (permalink)
fizzledorf Insane	ignorance is so funny sometimes

05-08-2003, 05:38 PM	#4 (permalink)
rosco Upright	thats a funny one keep it up