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Old 05-15-2004, 07:23 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Freezing Penis

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old pen buggy one cold,
blustery January day. The daughter said to the mother, "My hands are
freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put your hands between your legs. The
body heat will warm them up." So the daughter did, and her hands warmed up.

The next day, the daughte rwas riding in the buggy with her boyfriend. The
boyfriend said, "My hands are freezing cold." The daughter replied, "Put
them between my legs, they'll warm up."

The next day, the boyfriend was again driving in the buggy with the
daughter. He said, "My nose is freezing cold." The daughter replied, "Put
it between my legs. It will warm up." He did, and his nose warmed up.

The next day, the boyfriend was once again driving with the daughter and
he said, "My penis is frozen solid."

The next day, the daughter is driving in the buggy with her mother, and
she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?" The slightly
concerned mother says, "Sure, why do you ask?" The daughter says, "Well,
they make one hell of a mess when they thaw out!"
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Old 05-15-2004, 10:55 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Hehe...not bad.

Speaking of Amish jokes...here is one I remember.......

2 Amish women are out in the garden digging up potatoes. One woman grabs 2 potatoes and says "These remind me of my husband's balls." The other amish woman says "Wow, you mean they're that big??" "No", the first woman says, "they're that dirty."
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Old 05-16-2004, 08:10 AM   #3 (permalink)
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good ones
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Old 05-16-2004, 01:48 PM   #4 (permalink)
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lol, hurrah for dirty amish balls!
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Old 05-16-2004, 07:25 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Haha, I liked those.... very funny
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Old 05-17-2004, 06:13 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Ahmish shamed of meself.
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Old 05-17-2004, 10:03 AM   #7 (permalink)
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funny thanks
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Old 05-17-2004, 08:17 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Very funny.
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Old 05-18-2004, 01:05 AM   #9 (permalink)
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