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doodah 05-15-2004 07:21 PM

Glucose in Semen Mark
 
This actually happened at Harvard University. In a
biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found
in semen.

A young female freshman raised her hand and asked, "If I understand,
you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar, in male semen?"

"That's correct," responded the professor, going on to add statistical
info.

Raising her hand again, the girl asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?"

After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing. The poor
girl's face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had
inadvertently said, or rather implied, she picked up her books without a
word and walked out of class...and never returned. However, as she was
going out the door, the professor's reply was classic.... Totally
straight-faced he answered her question, "It doesn't taste sweet because
the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not the
back of your throat."

Skettios 05-15-2004 07:42 PM

Nice one.

Hanabal 05-15-2004 09:12 PM

i spose im going to say what many have said before and will continue to say for a long time.

but if it happened in october , then how come last year i read the same joke, word for word. exactly the same. in fact i think this is a cut asnd paste of that one.

and even that one was a copy of one from the year earlier and so on.

mojodragon 05-15-2004 10:31 PM

time shift
 
Am I the only one that noticed that October of this year hasn't happened yet?

deportes 05-16-2004 08:13 AM

old but good

Dilbert1234567 05-16-2004 09:23 AM

its an urban myth, but its funny nun the less

small one 05-16-2004 09:25 AM

Classic

GM2 05-16-2004 09:38 AM

You know it's true if it starts out with a line like "This actually happened at Harvard University. " I mean, they couldn't say that if it weren't true!

cameroncrazy822 05-21-2004 09:28 AM

Did Reese Witherspoon say that? LOL

Dilbert1234567 05-21-2004 10:54 AM

im sure there is some truth to it some where, but it has been exagerated to th extreme

Kazic 05-23-2004 08:04 PM

funny none the less.


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