doodah

One day a boy named Agaf was incredibly horny. He loved the
queen. Just one suck of those huge firm tits would make him
happy for life. He went to the village elder (wise man) to find
out how to cure his quarms.

"I need to suck the queens breasts," Agaf said. "How much are
you paying?" the elder asked. "Nothing is free!" "A million
pounds," Agaf lied. He was going to get the suck and then not
pay becase once he had the suck nothing else mattered. "OK."

So the elder sneaked into the castle and poured some itching
powder into the queens bra. The itch would last two whole days.
When the queen put on her bra a horrible itch ran around her
breasts. She was screaming all through the night. The pain was
obsurd.

In the morning the king had had enough of the screaming so the
king asked the elder for help, as you do! Everything was going
to plan so far!

"Elder," the king said. "My wife is in immense pain because she
has got a pain in her breasts." "I know what to do!" the elder
said. "Go to the hut of Agaf. He is the only one wth the magical
saliva to cure the itch. You will have to let him suck your wifs
breasts for ten minutes and tommorow it will have gone." The
king wasn't happy about this but he agreed.

So Agaf was called up and he sucked them for ten minutes flat,
and the itch stopped that night because it only lasted for two
days anyway.

So then the elder called in Agaf and said, "You got your wish.
Now pay me!" "No chance wanker!" Agaf said and walked out.

So the elder thought long and hard for a punishment, something
that would be bad for Agaf. He thought and thought, until he got
it... He would put itching powder in the kings underpants!

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sometimes.. we all just gotta rock out with our cock out and hang out with our wang out... its just how it is....

flagpole

heh, so remember kids, always pay your bills

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Jackebear

Good one.

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tekaweni

Clever!

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Cbot-X

heh heh...poor guy

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zaiaz

Off with his head....but thats another story.

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Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

japhyryder

funny stuff thanks

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CamaroRS1967

Aww man. Didn't see it coming.