bobby

A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back to her place for the night, her parents are out of town and this is the perfect opportunity.
They get back to her house and they go into her bedroom, and when the guy walks in the door he notices all these fluffy toys. There's hundreds of them, fluffy toys on top of the wardrobe, fluffy toys on the bookshelf and window sill, there's more on the floor, and of course fluffy toys all over the bed.
Later, after they've had sex, he turns to her and asks, ''So, how was I?''


She says, ''Well, you can take anything from the bottom shelf.''


xoxoxoo

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Jackebear

Good one...I am gonna remember that one.

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cchris

You crack me up.

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WarWagon

I'll be damned if I could find a carnival that worked like that.