If the truth be known....
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.
The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then he married the one with the largest breasts.:icare: |
So funny, thanks for the laugh
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Yeah. Sounds about right :lol:
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Whar?!
DAMNYOU! Lol, that ending was unexpected! |
<b><font size=+1 color=FFFF00 face="comic sans ms">Doh... Who wouldn't? LOL</font></b><br>
<b><font size=+2 color=FF0000 face="comic sans ms">Thanks!</font></b> |
Thats what I would do. :D
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i'd take the one who made the most money, take the money, get her to reinvest it, take THAT money, and buy her some implants.
:) "i am so smrt!" |
Ain't that really the truth...
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Is there another way to find a wife?
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:lol:
Hahahaha |
Heheheheh
Thats a much better ending than, "then he died"... |
hehe so true.
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Back to basics
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Excellent joke...
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