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bobby 05-11-2004 06:16 AM

If the truth be known....
 
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.
The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then he married the one with the largest breasts.:icare:

japhyryder 05-11-2004 08:59 AM

So funny, thanks for the laugh

sillygirl 05-11-2004 10:24 AM

Yeah. Sounds about right :lol:

Marburg 05-11-2004 11:09 AM

Whar?!
DAMNYOU!


Lol, that ending was unexpected!

Modo 05-11-2004 01:33 PM

<b><font size=+1 color=FFFF00 face="comic sans ms">Doh... Who wouldn't? LOL</font></b><br>
<b><font size=+2 color=FF0000 face="comic sans ms">Thanks!</font></b>

KellyC 05-11-2004 06:11 PM

Thats what I would do. :D

MexicanOnABike 05-12-2004 02:23 PM

i'd take the one who made the most money, take the money, get her to reinvest it, take THAT money, and buy her some implants.
:) "i am so smrt!"

cameroncrazy822 05-14-2004 10:48 AM

Ain't that really the truth...

small one 05-15-2004 12:55 AM

Is there another way to find a wife?

Jackebear 05-15-2004 11:03 PM

:lol:

Hahahaha

WarWagon 05-16-2004 12:19 AM

Heheheheh

Thats a much better ending than, "then he died"...

Dilbert1234567 05-20-2004 10:45 AM

hehe so true.

vector_1979 05-20-2004 10:46 AM

Back to basics

HunterDevourer 05-20-2004 04:30 PM

Excellent joke...


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