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Old 05-10-2004, 07:49 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Weekend homework project

The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.

Mary led off, "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly "my sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success." "Very good," said the teacher.

Sally was next, "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them abreast of current events." "Very good, Sally," said the teacher.

Eventually, it was Mikey's turn. The teacher held her breath. Mikey walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said.

"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?" "Toothbrushes," said Mikey. "Toothbrushes?" echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough toothbrushes to make that much money?"

"I found the busiest corner in town," said Mikey, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand. I gave everybody who walked by a sample. They all said the same thing: 'Hey, this tastes like shit!' Then I would say, "It is shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?"
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Old 05-10-2004, 09:04 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 05-10-2004, 11:19 AM   #3 (permalink)
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crude but I laughed, wait a second this is the TFP they should all be crude
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Old 05-10-2004, 12:01 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 05-10-2004, 04:20 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Funny stuff! Talk about getting an A in Economics!
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Old 05-14-2004, 12:32 AM   #6 (permalink)
 
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Old 05-14-2004, 12:51 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Heh heh! I loved it. Reminds me of the time a friend of mine from the Rifle team was mad at his friends for stealing his Pringles. He shit in the can, and put a few Pringles on top of it...
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Old 05-14-2004, 01:30 AM   #8 (permalink)
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that was gross and it was funny.
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Old 05-14-2004, 03:32 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 05-14-2004, 07:26 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Heh heh! I loved it. Reminds me of the time a friend of mine from the Rifle team was mad at his friends for stealing his Pringles. He shit in the can, and put a few Pringles on top of it...
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Old 05-14-2004, 03:14 PM   #11 (permalink)
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