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Old 05-09-2004, 07:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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some lines from 'A Night in Casablanca'

which would be the classic 1946 film from the Marx brothers loosely parodying Casablanca. Just watched it again and had to write some of them down.

All are delivered by Groucho Marx:
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You know, I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world.
Do you really?
No, but I don't mind lying if it will get me somewhere.
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"Why don't you two lovebirds get married?
I'm afraid marriage is impossible.
Only after you get married."
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Tunis eh? There are some beautiful women in Tunis.
I'm not interested in beautiful women.
Well in that case, look up some of the women I've taken out.
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Sir, this lady is my wife. You should be ashamed.
If this lady is your wife, you should be ashamed.
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edit: small formatting chages
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