cameroncrazy822

Subject: A letter to a mother



A mother enters her daughter's
> > > > bedroom and sees a letter over the bed.
> > > > With the worst premonition, she reads it with
> > > > trembling hands:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Dear Mom, It is with great regret and sorrow that
> > > > I'm telling you that I have eloped with my new
> > > > boyfriend. I'll admit I guess I was attracted to
> > > > him for all the wrong reasons, with all his
> > > > piercing, tattoos, and his big motorcycle. I know
> > > > what we have together is true love, real passion and
> > > > he is so nice to me.
> > > > But not only that Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said
> > > > that we will be very happy in his trailer in the
> > > > woods.
> > > > He wants to have many more children with me and
> > > > that's one of my dreams.
> > > > I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and
> > > > he'll be growing it for us and his friends, who are
> > > > providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasies we
> > > > may want. In the meantime, we'll pray for the
> > > > scientists to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get
> > > > better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15
> > > > years old now and I know how to take care of myself.
> > > > Just please try to be happy for me.
> > > > Some day we'll visit so you can get to know your
> > > > grandchildren, I promise.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Your daughter, Judith
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm at the
> > > > neighbor's house. I just wanted to show you that
> > > > there are worse things in life than the report card
> > > > that's in my desk drawer...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >ps. I love you!

losthellhound

wow. My mother would have had a heart attack half way through that letter if my sister left it

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sillygirl

holy cow. Yeah, I think I would've been dead before she finished reading it.

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....absence makes me miss him more...

FaderMonkey

Yeah, my mom would die of a heart attack before finishing that. It was awesome though!

Ilow

hee, hee I love that stuff.

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CamaroRS1967

How unorthodox!

deportes

there's got to be an easier way!

WarWagon

Ha! I should write something like that and leave it for my mother, only without the P.S.

fizzledorf

great!

read something else like that about dropping out of college or something

japhyryder

love it my daughter better not use it

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