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A Special Mother's Day
Subject: A letter to a mother
A mother enters her daughter's > > > > bedroom and sees a letter over the bed. > > > > With the worst premonition, she reads it with > > > > trembling hands: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dear Mom, It is with great regret and sorrow that > > > > I'm telling you that I have eloped with my new > > > > boyfriend. I'll admit I guess I was attracted to > > > > him for all the wrong reasons, with all his > > > > piercing, tattoos, and his big motorcycle. I know > > > > what we have together is true love, real passion and > > > > he is so nice to me. > > > > But not only that Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said > > > > that we will be very happy in his trailer in the > > > > woods. > > > > He wants to have many more children with me and > > > > that's one of my dreams. > > > > I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and > > > > he'll be growing it for us and his friends, who are > > > > providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasies we > > > > may want. In the meantime, we'll pray for the > > > > scientists to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get > > > > better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 > > > > years old now and I know how to take care of myself. > > > > Just please try to be happy for me. > > > > Some day we'll visit so you can get to know your > > > > grandchildren, I promise. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your daughter, Judith > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm at the > > > > neighbor's house. I just wanted to show you that > > > > there are worse things in life than the report card > > > > that's in my desk drawer... > > > > > > > > > > > >ps. I love you! |
wow. My mother would have had a heart attack half way through that letter if my sister left it
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holy cow. Yeah, I think I would've been dead before she finished reading it.
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Yeah, my mom would die of a heart attack before finishing that. It was awesome though!
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hee, hee I love that stuff.
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How unorthodox!
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there's got to be an easier way!
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Ha! I should write something like that and leave it for my mother, only without the P.S.
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great!
read something else like that about dropping out of college or something |
love it my daughter better not use it
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